I may be an alien. Or your God. Decide.

I've just been on the phone to Nick Griffin after the egging outside parliament. He was fuming. They didn't separate the whites first.

-Christianity-
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, while telepathically telling him that you accept him as your master. This is so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in humanity because a "rib-woman" was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.....
Yup that makes perfect sense.........

........ i feel like i really miss blogland and other times i'm glad im hardly here....

http://hebburndelboy.blog.co.uk/2009/06/03/today-i-have-been-6231357/#c10077098

Fucking dickhead.

http://www.casttv.com/shows/top-gear

http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/simpsons.php

http://www.watchprisonbreakonline.org/

http://rimmer-world.blog.co.uk/

............... Working followed by drinking stupid amounts of Fosters.

No change there then.

I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly"

That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.

And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly"

Probably will piss off the government as well.

America: putting the oops in to troops.

I offered my computer a sandwhich today.

It took a Megabyte.

Ever noticed that there's a New York, a New Hampshire and even a New England but no New Liverpool...
Say what you like about Americans but even they didn't make that mistake.

http://s-a-f-c.blog.co.uk/

BREAKING NEWS IN THE CABINET RESHUFFLE

My Xbox 360 games have been moved to the bottom drawer.

I used to think I was good at the board game; Operation, until someone pointed out it uses batteries.

Did you hear about the Frenchman who could only count to seven?

He had a huit allergy.

New blog, same old shit.

ho hum...........