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Highway to Heaven.

by hebburndelboy @ 15.05.2008 - 17:18:12

Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant
others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they
all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you
even married a woman name Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat
so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously,
"It doesn't look good, Dick."


 
 

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boredrichboredrich [Member]
2008-05-16 @ 11:13

:)) these get better and better mate :))

hebburndelboyhebburndelboy [Member]
2008-05-17 @ 13:14

cheers wor lad!

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