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Home Secretary Jacqui Smith plans to "shock" youngsters who carry knives.To be honest, that's the last group I'd be shouting "Boo" to. You know what I reckon would bring an end to knife crime in London overnight?
Guns.
And knives laced with bird 'flu.
 | hebburndelboy [Member] http://hebburndelboy.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 00:48 |
that would work too.
Hopefully it will get rid of them all in one fell swoop.
Why am I always cracking jokes when people are asleep or far away?
| hebburndelboy [Member] http://hebburndelboy.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 00:52 |
because you're a vampire like me. I've got to be up for work in 5 hours! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Tell me about it. I'm going to miss my 4pm till midnight shifts! I'm not a 9am person.
| hebburndelboy [Member] http://hebburndelboy.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 06:32 |
I'm on my way to work and I'm dieing.
Hope it was alright..
Look at the time. Went out and danced till 3am. Thank God I start at 2!
| hebburndelboy [Member] http://hebburndelboy.blog.co.uk 2008-07-15 @ 06:40 |
on my way to work again, the worst part of the day. Getting on the Metro with the rest of the Zombies.
 | Mr-Malark [Member] 2008-07-14 @ 01:03 |
I've got another solution: A King Herod Deluxe.
He must have some ancestors that, with the benefits of modern nutrition and higher standards of living, can rack that infanticide right up to 18.
| hebburndelboy [Member] http://hebburndelboy.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 06:34 |
fantastic idea!
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2008-07-14 @ 00:43