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Bye for now.
by hebburndelboy @ 2008-08-31 - 15:51:34

I've got to duck out of blogland for a while , I've got some shit going on in my life that needs sorting out and I don't think I can blog in my current state of mind. I WILL be back so watch this space!

And don't worry about me, i'll be fine. So i'll leave you with some jokes I think........

The UK is making a formal claim to part of the sea bed of the Atlantic including its potential oil and gas reserves.This revealed remarkable and uncharacteristic foresight on the part of the UK Government after making sure the Titanic planted the British flag there decades ago.

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.

What's the difference between Christians and former Christians? Former Christians have read the bible.

When I was at school taking my exams my dad said I couldn't go wrong if I copied the other kids.
My plan was going well, until one of the kids shit himself.

Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went
"T'PAU!"
I said "Don't you mean KAPOW??"
He said "No, I've got China in my hand."

Peace I'm outta here....

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NotBobNotBob [Member]
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2008-08-31 @ 16:16

:)) Laterz, doood! :wave:

KibitzKibitz [Member]
2008-08-31 @ 16:42

Sod the jokes Mr. Heb ..

You look out for yourself.

Sort the shite.

Come back when you're ready.

I for one shall be sat here waiting.

Adam ... x

lostjohnnylostjohnny [Member]
2008-08-31 @ 17:08

Yes I agree get sorted and get back soon!

NeilOnlineNeilOnline [Member]
2008-08-31 @ 17:10

Hope you get it all sorted. Come back soon!

lledeblledeb [Member]
2008-08-31 @ 17:44

Take care then. come back soon.

dennypoosdennypoos [Member]
2008-08-31 @ 18:35

" I WILL be back"

Don't threaten me matey boy!

In order to un-fuck your mind you could do a lot worse than to listen to Warren Zevon.
Amongst his songs he actually has one called "My Shits fucked up"

Later.......

Denny.

modone1966modone1966 [Member]
2008-08-31 @ 19:40

Don't waste your money on the match thou mate! Hopefully will be up and catch a match or 2 when I see the family :yes:
Come back when your ready!

fairplayfairplay pro
2008-08-31 @ 20:30

After the gift my team gave you in the Carling Cup?

Hope all gets sorted and look forward to your return. Strength, wisdom and good fortune to you.

Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2008-08-31 @ 22:13

Take a break, come back fresh and ready for action.

Take care dood.

We will be here when you get back.

PalmbloggingPalmblogging [Member]
2008-09-01 @ 10:30

Look after your self bud. We are all here to message if you need to have a rant. First tip in sorting shit out write it down sort the things you can sort then try to accept the shit you can't sort.

lalalie84lalalie84 [Member]
2008-09-03 @ 09:26

Miss you already! Hope the sorting is going well.

:)

alfflyalffly [Member]
2008-09-11 @ 00:42

That Batman joke is purest 18-carat comedy gold. Hurry back.

jackfrostjackfrost pro
2008-09-13 @ 16:46

What do you call a Scouser in a three piece suit....the accused ...see ya later mate:)

roynelsonroynelson [Member]
2008-09-16 @ 18:42

ditto everything, matey.

love+light to you+yours

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